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Slap my fuckhole with your flush rod.

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Yeah, that always gives me a boner.
Let's fuck.

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Oh.

4
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Oh, God.

5
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Honey, that's what you're freaking out.
What's the matter, darling?

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I've just got it coming at me from all
sides right now.

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And that punk -ass kid of yours, no help
at all.

8
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He probably had my off -line bad.

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Oh, I'm sorry, baby. Do you want a back
rub?

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Yeah, okay.

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Oh, wrong.

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Do you want to close out?

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Oh, yeah.

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I don't care.

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oh

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as everybody.

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We're on charity run.

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Charity run? I didn't know we had any
gun shipments today.

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Jax, are you dealing behind my back?

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Easy there, old man.

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We're on an actual charity run, you
know, for charity.

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We thought we'd give a little bit back
to the community.

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What community?

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Kitten.

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It's for kittens.

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More help with kittens?

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Kittens? Kittens?

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We do not have time for this nonsense.

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The chief of police is getting
complaints about the porno studio from

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preschool next door.

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Tig got taken in for questioning. I've
got the ATF breathing down my neck.

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I've got the Nazis breathing down the
other side of my neck about us selling

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guns to the blacks.

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Yes, the blacks.

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Okay?

36
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There is just way too much neck
breathing going on right now. My neck is

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way too fucking breathy.

38
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Hey, Mom.

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Hey, your stepfather is totally
overwhelmed.

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All right? You're going to have to get
off your ass and start picking up some

41
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those flasks if you ever want to become
president of Sampro.

42
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Damn it, man. That old man has always
been here.

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What do you want me to do?

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Just head on over to the porno studio
and see if you can smooth things out

45
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there. And don't be sampling the
merchandise.

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Fine.

47
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I'm going to sample most of it.

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Hey, babe.

49
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Yeah, I'm at the clubhouse.

50
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Something horrible's happened.

51
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Oh, my God. Are you okay?

52
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Are you shot?

53
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I need medical attention.

54
00:21:37,660 --> 00:21:39,140
All right, babe. I'm sorry.

55
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Where did they get you?

56
00:22:02,230 --> 00:22:04,670
Hey, baby. I didn't get shot. It's my
leg.

57
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What happened to your leg?

58
00:22:06,890 --> 00:22:09,810
I don't know. You're the doctor. I mean,
I think I pulled a hammy.

59
00:22:10,150 --> 00:22:13,610
Are you serious? You had me come all the
way down here for a sports injury?

60
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I have left a three -year -old choking
on a tonka truck in the waiting room.

61
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This is serious, babe. I mean, what if
it don't heal back right?

62
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What if I can't fuck anymore?

63
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I'm horny all the time.

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I mean, I'm so horny I want to fuck you
right now, even though I'm in pain.

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Maybe just a quick knee.

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I don't know.

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um

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Oh yeah, fuck you Jimmy.

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Like that. Oh fuck yeah.

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Oh.

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Ah.

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We know that Sam Crow is running guns.

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The only question for you is if you're
going to go down with the rest of the

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losers, or are you going to wear wires
and cut a deal?

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Look,

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okay, I ain't going to betray my
brothers.

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All right?

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Would never.

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Not to mention, you got nothing on us.
You know it.

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Well, I may not have anything on your
gang for the guns.

81
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Yet.

82
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:54,400
But you have a rap sheet longer than my
creepy Uncle Willie's stick.

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Seventeen states.

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Quite impressive.

85
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Here.

86
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Montana. For drunk and disorderly and
public indecency.

87
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You...

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Masturbated on the mascot of a high
school football game.

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Cute.

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Utah. Also drunk and disorderly and
public indecency.

91
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You urinated on the salad bar at a
Shanky's.

92
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Wait, this is my personal favorite.

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Colorado. False and indecency.

94
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You beat up a mall Santa and then...

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Masturated on him.

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Shall I continue?

97
00:42:43,350 --> 00:42:49,270
Look, I was just trying to have some
fun, okay? Everybody's so uptight.

98
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Fine. I'll wear the goddamn wire.

99
00:42:53,810 --> 00:42:57,090
I'll wear the goddamn wire. Won't count
for one condition.

100
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Oh, you're in no mood to negotiate.

101
00:43:01,890 --> 00:43:02,890
That's all right.

102
00:43:04,030 --> 00:43:05,030
What do you want?

103
00:43:09,370 --> 00:43:13,730
Well, I ain't never had me no ATF pussy
before.

104
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Fine.

105
00:43:21,070 --> 00:43:23,090
But I'm not getting my suit dirty.

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I'm touching you.

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It's warm.

108
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I see.

109
00:43:49,010 --> 00:43:50,010
Look.

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I said I wasn't going to get my suit
dirty.

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00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,280
I'm sorry.

112
00:45:23,470 --> 00:45:24,470
I'm okay.

113
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I'm okay.

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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You know I've always had your back, with
the permit office, the zoning board,

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01:01:58,740 --> 01:02:03,180
the lube distributor, the county health
board, anything to keep this pussy

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factory churning.

119
01:02:04,460 --> 01:02:06,320
But you gotta be aware of your
neighbors.

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01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:08,500
I can't hold off the complaints much
longer.

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Chief? Jax.

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01:02:14,660 --> 01:02:15,660
Horace?

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01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:17,720
What seems to be the problem?

124
01:02:18,260 --> 01:02:19,660
Jax, it's the noise complaints.

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01:02:20,000 --> 01:02:21,000
All day long.

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01:02:21,990 --> 01:02:28,570
lap that fuckhole with my flesh rod,
pound my poop chute with your guy meat,

127
01:02:28,970 --> 01:02:32,290
cram your man muscle in my shit locker.

128
01:02:33,850 --> 01:02:37,850
The kids at the Catholic school are
getting quite the education, and the

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01:02:37,850 --> 01:02:38,850
are about ready to riot.

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01:02:39,110 --> 01:02:40,310
But don't worry about it, Chief.

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01:02:41,630 --> 01:02:43,550
Look, I'll take care of this.

132
01:02:45,150 --> 01:02:46,470
Lila, can I talk to you in private?

133
01:02:58,570 --> 01:03:01,110
Well, Sunshine, I know you're new in
town.

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01:03:01,390 --> 01:03:02,530
I'm trying to help you out.

135
01:03:03,090 --> 01:03:04,570
But you gotta tone it down a bit.

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01:03:05,150 --> 01:03:06,230
Sit more ladylike.

137
01:03:07,310 --> 01:03:09,010
Things will just be a lot easier.

138
01:03:09,310 --> 01:03:10,930
Whatever. I do what I want.

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01:03:11,190 --> 01:03:13,670
No one tells me how to sit, and no one
tells me how to fuck.

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01:03:15,370 --> 01:03:22,030
Well, that is a nice vagina, but... You
wanna fuck?

141
01:03:26,830 --> 01:03:28,930
I have a lunch break and... $300.

142
01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:33,590
I'm the chief of police. You want me to
pay $300 to fuck you?

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01:03:34,230 --> 01:03:35,230
Okay, $150.

144
01:03:36,410 --> 01:03:38,730
Do you realize I could haul you in for
prostitution?

145
01:03:38,970 --> 01:03:40,230
Do you realize the severity of that?

146
01:03:41,210 --> 01:03:44,250
If you want severity, it's going to cost
you $50 extra.

147
01:04:16,110 --> 01:04:18,810
Yeah. Yeah. Where's my finger?

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01:04:32,410 --> 01:04:36,130
Take care.

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01:04:56,460 --> 01:04:57,460
Open.

150
01:07:06,440 --> 01:07:07,440
Oh, there you go.

151
01:10:58,700 --> 01:10:59,700
You're Christy's son?

152
01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:01,620
Huh? Is this for me?

153
01:11:57,350 --> 01:11:59,470
Yeah, fuck it. Yeah, you should...

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01:14:46,889 --> 01:14:48,410
Open. Open.

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01:14:48,930 --> 01:14:49,930
That's it.

156
01:14:55,130 --> 01:14:57,570
Turn around.

157
01:14:58,910 --> 01:15:00,310
Turn around. Turn around.

158
01:15:14,800 --> 01:15:17,000
Try a little closer.

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01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:18,440
Oh!

160
01:16:16,010 --> 01:16:17,610
Yeah, or set as that. Yes.

161
01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:50,640
Let me hear you.

162
01:20:06,760 --> 01:20:07,760
Yeah, give me your ass.

163
01:21:03,310 --> 01:21:04,310
Yeah.

164
01:25:21,070 --> 01:25:23,650
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

165
01:25:26,510 --> 01:25:28,670
Yeah. Yeah.

166
01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:30,420
Brandon. It's that new girl. She's a
fucking screamer. Every time I tell her

167
01:26:30,420 --> 01:26:33,940
keep it down, she says, whatever, I do
what I want.

168
01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:38,200
What is it that she says, you know, the
thing the chief mentioned?

169
01:26:40,330 --> 01:26:42,270
Slap my fuckhole with your flush rod?

170
01:26:43,350 --> 01:26:44,730
Yeah, that's it. Say it again.

171
01:26:45,550 --> 01:26:47,670
Slap my fuckhole with your flush rod.

172
01:26:48,010 --> 01:26:51,410
Wow, yeah. I love that. It always gives
me a boner. Let's fuck.

173
01:26:51,770 --> 01:26:53,250
Oh, what about Opie?

174
01:26:54,510 --> 01:26:58,030
Who's Opie? My boyfriend. He's your
friend in the club with you.

175
01:26:59,050 --> 01:26:59,949
Oh, yeah.

176
01:26:59,950 --> 01:27:03,130
Opie. Yeah, don't worry about that. He's
not in this movie.

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01:27:03,470 --> 01:27:06,250
We couldn't find anybody that's got a
beard like that in porn.

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01:28:04,140 --> 01:28:05,140
Oh my God.

179
01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:07,480
Oh yeah.

180
01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:15,000
What's up baby?

181
01:35:29,740 --> 01:35:30,740
Yeah, that's what I thought.

182
01:37:15,050 --> 01:37:16,050
Come on.

183
01:39:15,530 --> 01:39:17,090
Oh. Oh.

184
01:39:51,630 --> 01:39:54,550
Oh, you have to... I'm going to slap
this little pussy.

185
01:39:55,290 --> 01:39:56,290
Oh, my God, baby.

186
01:39:57,310 --> 01:39:58,310
Is this okay?

187
01:39:59,010 --> 01:40:04,050
Oh, yeah.

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01:41:01,290 --> 01:41:02,290
Thank you.